All named characters are adults; the youngest is twenty-seven and the oldest is eighty-four. No sexual content, violence, danger, crime, illness, death, supernatural events, cancelled performance or artificial deadline. A 1948 wedding dress has been held for two performers by an unrecorded arrangement since 2011. A 1922 coat has had an incorrect collar repair since 2009 that only the person who made it knows about, and the correction costs money the department does not have. A 1961 ledger has four margin entries in a hand nobody can attribute. A volunteer transcribed the ruled columns in 2019 and left the margins alone. No garment is ruined, cut up or removed from the production as a result of anything that happens.