Adult cast; all nine named characters are 25 or over and the youngest is twenty-seven. No sexual content, no violence, no threat, no disaster, no crime and no disappearance. Notices: a shared atlas that drops streets which residents cannot agree a description of; a ring binder on a table by a door which is the published list of thirty-three streets nobody can agree about; a permanent printed line reading NO INDEXED NAME; a five-year consolidation of a register entry of which there are two a year, which is the only irreversible thing in the story; a street description that stops four hundred metres short of thirty-one flats built in 1962 because a district guide printed in 1996 took its heading from the one-line entry and nobody has asked for a reading at that end since; a Saturday market that has not been held since 2021 and is still described as having one, and a man who ran it who is mentioned twice and is not the subject of anything; a nine-terrace dead end that has not been on the atlas since 1912 because fourteen people in 1911 refused a name; a rule that an entry must be written in Calder English while an annotation may be in any language, and no place on the atlas to put a gloss; a footway measured at 1.1 m and recorded as 1.6 m by a person in 2019 who was not lying; a woman of sixty-eight with four thousand one hundred dated photographs of her own street; and a reading on a pavement outside a launderette that fails.